Venom: I’m a bad motherfucker mmkay? I’ll eat HER head, I’ll eat HIS head, I’ll eat MY OWN head. I don’t care about anything or anyone so fuck this planet and fuck you in particular you’re sushi for the taking
Eddie: *walks in, stumbles and falls flat on his face*
Venom:
Venom: Look I’m the softest bitch you’ll ever meet all I wanna do is eat chocolate marry this human trashbag over there and have like six kids
With Mission: Impossible – Fallout thumping its way into the world’s cinemas like a punch-up in a Parisian nightclub, we undertook our own mission to identify your favorite Mission: Impossible movie to date.
There are two ways to accomplish this mission, should we choose to accept it (we did). First, we could rank each title by weighted average rating. Easy. Second, we could delve into some 1,350 Mission: Impossible power ranking lists created by all you true enthusiasts. Spoiler: we did both, and y’all ranked the Mission series the same way no matter how we sliced it.
As of M:I – Fallout opening week, these are the best previous instalments of the franchise according to your rankings, and a few words from recent rewatches:
“Tom Cruise doesn’t ‘perform’ in Ghost Protocol. He climbs buildings and leaps and punches and dives and drives a car off the side of a parking garage, but he never acts. Brad Bird just happened to film Tom Cruise in the process of growing a third penis, and here we are.” —SilentDawn
